hi...
i think most of you guys already read utusan.com.my today right? the first news that really shock me is the death of iranian twin, Ladan and Laleh.i have been tracking the progress of this twin for a week ago since they came to Singapore and last two days they had their first surgery...nothing serious happen (in my heart, i just thanks the al-mighty nothing happen to them) until yesterday, when they went for second surgery, both of them had severe bleeding and lost a lot of blood and passed away. Inalilahiwainailaihirojiun. maybe Allah love them more than us...Al-fatihah


IN MEMORY, Ladan(left),Laleh(right)

wussup guys, i just wanna share some of funniest jokes i had read...

Jokes 1
Seorang suami bertanya kepada seorang ustaz, " Ustaz, apakah hukumnya seorang suami menjilat kemaluan isterinya?" Maka ustaz pun menjawab, " Boleh tu boleh, tapi.... masin sikitlah!"

Jokes 2
Semasa handak tidur, seorang isteri berkata kepada suaminya.
Isteri : Abang nak tau tak ?
Suami : Apa dia?
Isteri : Perempuan ni lebih kurang macam radio.
Suami : Macam mana tu?
Isteri : Mulut tu jadi speaker.
Suami : Lagi…
Isteri : Tetek kiri sebagai tuner. Tetek kanan sebagai volume…
Suami : ( Suami dia terus mencelah ) Boleh abang cuba on tak?
Isteri : Boleh saja….
Suami : ( Terus menyentuh tetek isterinya ) Tak ada bunyi pun…
Isteri : Nak bunyi macamana. Abang belum cucuk “plug” dia lagi….
Suami : hehe

Pantun Jokes
Hebat wanita terserlah sudah,
Menggendong susu sikit tak tumpah
Hebat lelaki jangan disanggah,
Mengepit telur haram tak pecah.

hebat lelaki terserlah sudah,
body berketul umpama tukul,
hebat perempuan jangan disanggah,
mengangkat gunung bertongkol tongkol.

hola,
korang pernah tak bace novel Kau yg Satu? aku tak ingat la saper penulis die....tapi aku tahu bukan ahadiat akashah [he's one of my fav. writer :) ] However, this novel is also interesting...the plot is about a young girl named Ayu yg terpaksa married a wealthy guy Fiq ( q=qaaf),her father sebenarnyer tak forced her to marry Fiq, due to terhutang budi atas pertolongan fiq's father ( which is a tan sri) dlm semua his problem, dia menerima lama tan sri utk mengahwinkan ayu & Fiq.from ayu prespective pula, she terpaksa terima coz dont want to drop his father water face (air muka..hehe) SO, beberapa weeks after that they're married.korang tahu jer la many problem evolved,coz fiq is a playboy and already got a spare part (Isabella) jd fiq always marah2 ayu all night long until he realized how beautiful ayu is,inner and outer. at last derang pon live happily ever after.of coz la eppi ending...TQ kerna menghabiskan masa membaca entry kali ini yg sungguh merepek and kerepek.


gambar kerepek aku...nyam nyam

Assalamualaikum........
BOsan nie.........nak buat h/w malas.......tulis blog ler.....huhuhuh.......macam biaser ader class.....tp pg td susah giler nak bgn.....coz chat ngan my bro ......sampai kol 3 a.m .........best giler....aper lg...chat pasal kete ler......dah tue minat aku.......haahhaah.......td aku cari the latesy naruto.....tp malang sungguh nasib badan......animesuki server down......sesaper yg ader the latest one tuh.....ringan2 kan la tulang kasi kat aku......dapat pahala.....uhuhuhuhuh.....
TD gi lions park......dekat jer ngan rumah aku......aku tgk org main kayak......best ler......teringin gak aku nak raser.......aku tgk derang main.....syok jer......dah ler....leh berendam dalam air yg sejuk tuh.........giler best ler........lagi satu aku teringin giler nak rafting.....tp tak der member.....plus.....tak tau kat ner nak rafting......hmmmm....kalau dapat tuh mmg adventurous ler.......summer2 yg bosan nie.....kalu dapat main atas air......mmg best ler........tp kat sini tak byk lake.......tak best tul........gunung byk ler......tensi2......
Ader sebulan jer lg nak abis summer class....tak sabar aku......lg cepat lg bagus......leh lepak2....ok la dude........later......

Assaalamualikum........
GIler lamer aku tak update......busy ahhhh.....balik dr minne trus ader summer class....dr kol 10.30 sampai kol 3.00 petang......penat woo......budak2 nie....lepas balik class main badminton......aku tak larat ler.......balik trus tido..zzzzzzzz.....panas giler sejak kebelakangan nie.......huhuuh...namer pon summer......best giler...aku tgk cite monkey king......giler lawak la ahhh citer tuh......dah lamer tak tgk...sejak dr mesia dulu...2 tahun dah kot......tak dapat aku tahan gembira sambil melompat2 dpt tgk citer tuh...hahahaah...tipu ahh aku lompat....hhahah.