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JOKES AGAIN...

"Seorang pelancong Australia nampak kebingungan ketika mencari sebuah restoran
makanan barat di Jalan Pasir. Tak lama kemudian seorang budak kecil melintas didepannya.. dan tanpa fikir panjang dia cuba bertanya pada budak kecil itu dengan bahasa melayu yang kucar kacir.

"Maaf dik.. tumpang tanya.. Apa betul ini jalan Pasir?" Budak kecil itu mengangguk sambil
menjawab... "ha'ah". Pelancong itu tidak faham perkataan 'ha'ah'. Namun kerana budak kecil itu mengangguk. Dia yakin bahawa jawabannya adalah betul.
Masih dalam kebingungan.. melintaslah pula seorang remaja di depannya. Lalu sekali lagi dia bertanya..

"Maaf dik.. tumpang tanya... Apa betul nama jalan ini adalah jalan Pasir?"
Budak remaja itu mengangguk sambil menjawab, "Benar" Nampaknya pelancong itu tidak juga memahami perkataan 'benar'. Namun kerana budak remaja itu mengangguk.. dia yakin yang jawabannya adalah betul.

Masih dalam kebingungan, melintaslah pula orang dewasa.. lalu pelancong itu segera bertanya"Maaf encik.. saya tumpang tanya... Apa betul nama jalan ini Jalan Pasir?"
Orang dewasa itu mengangguk sambil menjawab, "Betul."

Akhirnya pelancong itu merasa puas.. tapi masih kehairanan.. lalu Untuk menghapus rasa
keraguannya.. dia bertanya lagi..

"Saya keliru.. Tadi saya bertanya kepada budak kecil, tapi jawabannya 'ha'ah'.. lalu saya bertanya kepada seorang remaja muda dan jawabannya 'benar'. akhirnya saya bertanya
kepada encik dan encik menjawab 'betul', tapi semuanya mengangguk. Sebenarnya mana yang betul?"

"Oh, itu maksudnya sama aja.. Kalau yang menjawab 'ha'ah' bererti latar belakang
pendidikannya sekolah rendah aje... Kalau yang menjawab 'benar', orang itu latar belakang pendidikannya pasti sekolah menengah.. dan kalau yang menjawab 'betul' itu pastinya orang itu ada sarjana," jawab orang dewasa itu...

"Jadi.. Anda tadi menjawab 'betul', bererti snda seorang sarjana ya?" tanya Pelancong lagi..

Orang dewasa ini terus mengangguk sambil menjawab, "ha'ah"

MORE JOKES....

JOKE 1

Seorang anak bertanya pada ayahnya.

Anak : Ayah..kenapa nama kita selalu dikaitkan dengan
sesuatu kejadian yang berlaku?

Ayah: Iya..seperti kakakmu si Mawar Merah, ibumu
sebelum melahirkan kakakmu meminta bunga mawar yang
berwarna merah. Abangmu juga si Kambing Putih..Ibumu
minta daging kambing yang berbulu
putih. Mengertikah kamu Kondom Bocor?


JOKE 2

ada sorang bekas samseng tu dia dan wifenya jual cucur udang setelah dia insaf dan tidak mengaktifkan dirinya dalam bidang kesamsingan lagi... setelah beberapa tahun berniaga maka terkenallah cucurnya seantero negerinya...
dan pada satu ari dgn tiba2 datangla sekumpulan manusia yg jugak samseng sepertinya satu ketika dulu hendak merasa sendiri kelazatan cucurnya seperti yg diperkatakan ramai makhluk...
maka sekumpulan samseng tu pun memborong habis kesemua cucurnya... dengan lahapnya ketua samseng tu merasmikan dulu merasai cucur tersebut...dan dengan tak semene2 ketua samseng tu pon kata...

" dah banyak ketul aku makan cucur ni... tapi satu ekor udang pon aku tak nampak"

dan penjual cucur udang rasa bengang tahap maksima apabila disindir begitu... dia pun selinsingkan lengan baju dan berkata dengan selambanya...

"ooooo... cucur udang aku takde udang korang bising... tu... orang yg jual cucur badak tapi takde badak...korang tak bising pulak"

TALE OF 2 SONS......

Once, there was a family known as Malaysia. In 1985, they were blessed with their first born, Proton. The family loved Proton all they could. They gave Proton everything. They protected Proton from the bigger boys in Kindergarden. They told Proton, "You're young, you need protection from them. It's okay to make mistakes, you're young. Even if you don't learn from your mistakes...it's okay...you are young."

Proton became spoilt. He always depended on his parents and used up all his allowance on useless things. When he had to do his chores, he paid people to do it and the work was lousy, causing the parents having to call repairmen to fix all the mess that he made.

When Proton was 10 (but still acting like a 2 year old), he had a younger brother, Perodua. At first, everyone thought this younger brother would be like Proton. But this new baby was better. Being the second born he tried harder at everything. And he started to shine. Malaysia knew there was a possibilty Perodua could be smarter than Proton. But since they loved Proton so much, they decided that instead of spurring Proton on they would limit Perodua so that Perodua wouldn't outshine Proton.

Although Perodua was also protected by Malaysia, he learned to be independent very fast. He made good friends with the outside world (unlike Proton, who being a spoiled brat never learned to play with others) One of Peroduas' friends was Daihatsu, who had an elder brother Toyota. The two of them helped Perodua in everything. Perodua, being independent and smart, learnt a lot and in a short while, was becoming as good as, if not better, than Proton.


Malaysia realized that Perodua was becoming better than his brother. Although proud of Perodua, they still loved Proton best. They paid Lotus (who was older and well known worldwide) to be friends with Proton. Proton leveraged this by mentioning Lotus everytime he wanted to tell people about himself............

Proton refused to adopt and learn new technologies. When doing his work, he still wrote things down laboriously and refused to use a computer. Perodua, so much
younger, used computers, with broadband for his work. Perodua was improving so much that Toyota assigned him with work, such as the Avanza 2005.

When Proton was 20 (and Perodua only 10) it became obvious that Perodua was the more successful of the two siblings. What was worse was that Proton said he still needed his parents to help him for another 10 years. He still needed protection from the big boys. In May 2005, Perodua showed Malaysia his best work so far...the Myvi. Proton, jealous, quickly came up with an unprofessional remark about Peroduas' work and showed his work at the same time as Perodua on purpose.

The future of Malaysia and her two kids are still unknown. But it is obvious that Perodua will shine, leaving Proton crying. It would be no wonder if in 2015, Proton will ask Malaysia for another 10 years of help and protection...maybe this time... protection from Perodua as well........

CHEAPER FARE TO KLIA

Do you know that you can travel from KL Sentral to KLIA for as low as
RM12.50 instead of the normal fare of RM35.00?

Can't blame you for not believing that this is possible.
A closer examination on the ERL fare structure using the link below will
reveal the following weakness

> Sentral(1) --> Bdr. Tasik Selatan(2) RM 4.20
> Sentral(1) --> Putrajaya(3) RM 9.50
> Sentral(1) --> Salak Tinggi(! 4) RM 12.50
> Sentral(1) --> KLIA(5) RM 35.00

But,
Bdr. Tasik Selatan --> Putrajaya RM5.30
Putrajaya - -> KLIA RM6.20
So to save money on fares

1. Either take the ERL to Putrajaya for RM9.50. Get down and buy another
ticket from Putrajaya to KLIA for RM6.20. Total cost works out to RM15.70
instead of RM35.00
The inconvenience is having to wait for the next train for about 15
mins(peak) or 20 mins(non-peak). But the substantial saving of RM19.30 per
person may be worthwhile.

Or

2. Take the Komuter to Bdr. Tasik Selatan for only RM1.00. From here take
the ERL to Putrajaya for RM5.30. Get down and buy another ERL ticket to KLIA
for RM6.20. The total costs add up to only RM12.50 instead of RM35.00. This
option is cheaper by RM3.20 but the additional hassle may not be worth the
additional saving.

ERL is banking on the fact that despite this apparent weakness in the fare
structure, nob! ody will take advantage of it mainly because everybody is in
such a hurry nowadays!

But then who knows, with escalating prices, more people may take advantage
of this in future.

BYE BYE SCHOOL....

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