Sunday, May 21, 2006

How to Become a Vampire

Vampirism, or the practice of drinking human blood, dates all the way back to ancient Greece (even earlier, by some accounts). If you wish to become a bloodsucker, here's some advice you can sink your teeth into.


1. Find another vampire and let him or her bite you. Employ the swiftest, easiest and most painful method.

2. Become an evildoer and die in a state of sin. Note, however, that this technique (which comes from France and Greece) is not very plausible; there would be millions of beasts roaming the streets as we speak.

3. Have an undead person gaze at your pregnant wife or yourself, if you happen to be expecting. Employing this method will not help you change into a vampire, but it may change your unborn into one.

4. Chronically lie to your parents or die without being baptized. (Note that these ways can't be very credible either.)

5. Instruct your father to scream this at you in anger: "May the ground reject thee!" Having yourself cursed in this or another way by your parents could turn you into a fanged one after death.

6. Gobble up a sheep that was killed by a wolf and eventually, you'll become a bloodsucker.

7. Travel back in time to the Greece of several centuries ago, where people who were excommunicated from the church were considered good vampire candidates.

8. Come down with chorea (a disease associated with uncontrolled twitching).

9. Ask your descendants to make a cat leap over your body when you've reached the hereafter.

Remember not to smile too much once you've undergone your transformation. Be certain the unwitting aren't forewarned by your fangs.


Saturday, May 20, 2006

Take Me To Your Heart

Hiding from the rain and snow
Trying to forget but I won't let go
Looking at a crowded street
Listening to my own heart beat

So many people all around the world
Tell me where do I find someone like you girl

Take me to your heart take me to your soul
Give me your hand before I'm old
Show me what love is - haven't got a clue
Show me that wonders can be true

They say nothing lasts forever
We're only here today
Love is now or never
Bring me far away

Take me to your heart take me to your soul
Give me your hand and hold me
Show me what love is - be my guiding star
It's easy take me to your heart

Standing on a mountain high
Looking at the moon through a clear blue sky
I should go and see some friends
But they don't really comprehend

Don't need too much talking without saying anything
All I need is someone who makes me wanna sing


Sunday, May 14, 2006

Fraser's Hill (1st Day/Wesak's Day Holiday/Friday)

Dam @ Kuala Kubu Bahru

(cannot get in, office closed on public holiday la pulak...just snap from outside)

Going Up Hill

(monkeys are everywhere...)

Just arrived

(makan laa...what else...itedekimasu)

In front our apartment

(to be continue)

Friday, May 12, 2006

Apple new ads,

They make fun of PC users....good job Mac

You can find the ads here..Click ME!!

Wednesday, May 3, 2006

Have fun reading !!

You might like this. This is hilarious... even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with... 1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away.

So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6 . He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.