Thursday, January 25, 2007

Tongue Twister

**Can you read it without a single error?

Cerita yg bermula dengan huruf K :

Ketam ketip kuku kakinya. Kawan karib Ketam, Kodok, kata kepada Ketam,
Kenapa kau ketip kuku kaki kau, Ketam ... kenapa? Ketam kata, Ku ketip
kuku kakiku kerana kuku kakiku kelurut ... kakakku kata, kalau kukuku
kelurut, kita kena ketiplah! Kodok kentut kekeliruan. Kodok kata
kekalutan, Kadang-kadang kalau kukuku kelurut, ku ketip kenapa keluar
kudis? Ketam ketawa, Kah.. kah.. kah.. kah.. kih.. kih.. kih.. kih..
kuh.. kuh.. kuh.. kuh!! Kodok.. Kodok.. kenapa kadar kebodohan kau ketara
keterlaluan? Kodok kata kepada Ketam, Ketam. Kenapa kau ketawakan ku?
Ketam kilas, Kelakar. Kelakar ke kurang-ajar? kata Kodok. Kerana
kemarahan Kodok keterlaluan, Kodok keperok kepala ketam kuat kadar kilat.
kelekuk !, kepala Ketam kehancuran kerana kena keperok Kodok. Ketam kata,
Kodok.. Kodok.. kenapa kau keper! ok kepalaku? Kan kesakitan. Kesian
Ketam. Kerana kurang-ajar, kepala kena keperok.

Cerita yg bermula dengan huruf C :

Catu cenje, ciput cite-cite came copot cambil cari cengkerik. Ciput cuke
cite-cite came copot cebab copot cahabat ciput. Cemace ciput came copot
cari cengkerik, ciput cakcikan catu cahye cerah. Cahye cerah ciput cakcikan
cangat cerah campai ciput came copot cilau. Cahye cerah cube culik copot.
Ciput cangat cuak. ciput cepat-cepat camba copot cebelum cahye cerah cempat
culik copot. Copot cangat cuak. Ciput came copot cepat-cepat cari chelter
cambil cepat-cepat cembunyi. Ciput came copot cembunyi cenyap-cenyap cupaye
cahye cerah cucah cari ciput came copot. Ciput cakap came copot, chuuu...
chuuu... cenyap... cenyap copot... . Copot cambung cakap, copot cudah
cenyap... ciput cenyap camelah... . Celepas cejam, cahye cerah cudah chow
cebab cucah cari ciput cape copot. Ciput came copot cangat cuke cebab cahye
cerah cudah chow. Copot cenyum cambil cakap, copot cayang ciput cebab !
ciput celamatkan copot... . Ciput cenyum cambil chow came copot.

Monday, January 22, 2007

Short Story

Disebuah desa ada sepasang kekasih. Si gadis sedih, sebab setiap kali
kekasihnya datang ke rumahnya, kekasihnya itu selalu hanya memakai
kain, maklumlah di desa. Akhirnya gadis itupun menceritakan
kesedihannya, "Abang, kalau datang kerumah, jangan pakai kain
la....., malulah dengan keluarga".

Akhirnya si kekasih menyanggupinya untuk memakai seluar: " Ok esok
abang beli kain untuk buat seluar panjang." Sesudah membeli kain,
pemuda itu pergi ke tukang jahit untuk menjahitkan bahan seluarnya.

Pada hari yang dijanjikan, pemuda itu kembali ke tukang jahit untuk
mengambil seluar yang sudah siap. Kata tukang jahit;
"encik..., seluarnya sudah siap. Masih ada sisa bahan 1/2 meter lagi.
Bolehlah bawak balik"

Pemuda itu seronok, jadi juga seluarnya, fikirnya. Dia balik ke rumah
dan petang harinya terus menuju kerumah si kekasih untuk menunjukkan
seluar barunya. Dia memakai seluar itu. Tapi kerana kebiasaan, dia
tetap juga memakai kain sarungnya. Maknanya seluar di dalam dan di
luar ialan kain pelikat. Ditengah perjalanan, si pemuda sakit perut.
Kerana tidak tahan,akhirnya dia ke tandas awam. Segera setelah
selesai buang hajat, dia terburu-buru memakai kain pelikatnya , dan
lupa memakai seluar panjang barunya.

Ketika sampai dirumah sang kekasih, si gadis berkata; "Laa banggg
mengapa masih pakai kain pelikat, kata nak pakai seluar
panjang....tapi masih pakai kain jugak"

Dengan bangga si pemuda mengangkat kain sarungnya sambil
berkata; "Nih.. tengoklaaa, kan abang pakai seluar baru abang".

Seketika itu si gadis menjerit ; "Ihhhhhhhhh...bangg, panjang
Dengan tersenyum bangga si pemuda menjawab;
"Memanglah ...panjang. Dirumah masih ada 1/2 meter lagi"...

Gadis: *??????

Tuesday, January 16, 2007


There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity. Here are some very interesting aspects of his life:

1)He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!

2)He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.

3)He still lives in the same small 3 bedroom house in mid-town Omaha, that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.

4)He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.

5)He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.

6)His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis.

7)He has given his CEO's only two rules. Rule number 1: do not lose any of your shareholder's money. Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.

8)He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past time after he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch television.

9)Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only 5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with Warren Buffet. So he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates became a devotee of Warren Buffet.

10)Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on his desk.

11)His advice to young people: Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself.

Amazing individual indeed......

Friday, January 12, 2007


During one of our seminars, a woman asked a common question.
She said, "How do I know if I married the right person?"
I noticed that there was a large man sitting next to her so I said,
"It depends. Is that your husband?"
In all seriousness, she answered "How do you know?"

Let me answer this question because the chances are
good that it's weighing on your mind.
Here's the answer.
EVERY relationship has a cycle. In the beginning, you fell in love with
your spouse. You anticipated their call, wanted their touch, and liked
their idiosyncrasies.

Falling in love with your spouse wasn't hard. In fact, it was a
completely natural and spontaneous experience.
You didn't have to DO anything. That's why it's called "falling" in love...
Because it's happening TO YOU.
People in love sometimes say, "I was swept of my feet." Think about the
imagery of that _expression. It implies that you were just standing
there; doing nothing, and then something came along and happened TO YOU.
Falling is love is easy. It's a passive and spontaneous experience.
But after a few years of marriage, the euphoria of love fades. It's the
natural cycle of EVERY relationship. Slowly but surely, phone calls
become a bother (if they come at all), touch is not always welcome (when
it happens), and your spouse's idiosyncrasies, instead of being cute, drive
you nuts.

The symptoms of this stage vary with every relationship, but if you
think about your marriage, you will notice a dramatic difference between
the initial stage when you were in love and a much duller or even angry
subsequent stage.
At this point, you and/or your spouse might start asking, "Did I marry
the right person?" And as you and your spouse reflect on the euphoria of
the love you once had, you may begin to desire that experience with
someone else. This is when marriages breakdown. People blame their
spouse for their unhappiness and look outside their marriage for

Extramarital fulfillment comes in all shapes and sizes. Infidelity is
the most obvious. But sometimes people turn to work,a hobby, a
friendship, excessive TV, or abusive substances.
But the answer to this dilemma does NOT lie outside your marriage.
It lies within it.
I'm not saying that you couldn't fall in love with someone else. You could.
And TEMPORARILY you'd feel better. But you'd be in the same situation a
few years later. Because (listen carefully to this):


SUSTAINING love is not a passive or spontaneous experience. It'll NEVER
just happen to you. You can't "find" LASTING love. You have to "make" it
day in and day out. That's why we have the _expression "the labor of love."
Because it takes time, effort, and energy. And most importantly, it
takes WISDOM. You have to know WHAT TO DO to make your marriage work.
Make no mistake about it. Love is NOT a mystery. There are specific
things you can do (with or without your spouse) to succeed with your

Just as there are physical laws of the universe (such as gravity), there
are also laws for relationships. Just as the right diet and exercise
program makes you physically stronger, certain habits in your
relationship WILL make your marriage stronger. It's a direct cause and
effect. If you know and apply the laws, the results are
can "make" love.

Love in marriage is indeed a "decision"... Not just a feeling.

Thursday, January 11, 2007


Saturday, January 6, 2007

No Updates

Until internet connection is back to normal again...
Frustrated with current internet speed!!