Thursday, July 28, 2005


Rock Lee

Pimp my ride..

Wednesday, July 27, 2005


more pictures can be found here :

Tuesday, July 26, 2005


Saturday, July 23, 2005


This is a secret msg give only 4 u,
try 2 solve what it means;


the answer only 1 word. Think hard..

Wednesday, July 20, 2005


It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day when you died. The policy would go into effect at noon the next day. The next day at 12:01, the first person came to the gates of Heaven. The Angel at the gate, remembering the new policy, promptly said to the man, "Before I let you in, I need you to tell me how your day was going when you died."
"No problem," the man said. "I came home to my 25th floor apartment on my lunch hour and caught my wife half naked. She appeared to be having an affair, but her lover was nowhere in sight. I immediately began searching for him. My wife was yelling at me as I searched the entire apartment. Just as I was about to give up, I happened to glance out onto the balcony and noticed that there was a man hanging off the edge by his fingertips! The nerve of that guy! Well, I ran out onto the balcony and stomped on his fingers until he fell to the ground. But wouldn't you know it, he landed in some trees and bushes that broke his fall and he didn't die. This pissed me off even more. In a rage, I went back inside to get the first thing I could get my hands on to throw at him. Oddly enough, the first thing I thought of was the refrigerator. I unplugged it, pushed it out onto the balcony, and tipped it over the side. It plummeted 25 stories and crushed him! The excitement of the moment was so great that I had a heart attack and died almost instantly."

The Angel sat back and thought a moment. Technically, the guy did have a bad day. It was a crime of passion. So,the Angel announced, "Ok, sir. Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven," and let him in.

A few seconds later the next guy came up. The Angel said, "Before I can let you in, I need to hear about what your day was like when you died."

"No problem," said the second man. "But you're not going to believe this. I was on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment doing my daily exercises. Having been under a lot of pressure I was really pushing hard to relieve my stress. I guess I got a little carried away, slipped, and accidentally fell over the side! Luckily, I was able to catch myself by the fingertips on the balcony below mine. But all of a sudden this crazy man comes running out of his apartment, started cussing, and stomps on my fingers. Well, of course I fell. I hit some trees and bushes at the bottom which broke my fall so I didn't die right away. As I'm laying there face up on the ground, unable to move, and in excruciating pain, I see this guy push his refrigerator, of all things, off the balcony. It falls the 25 floors and lands on top of me, killing me instantly."

The Angel is quietly laughing to himself as the man finishes his story. "I could get used to this new policy," he thinks to himself. "Very well," the Angel announces. "Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven," and he lets the man enter.

A few seconds later, a third man comes up to the gate. The angel says," Please tell me how you died." The third man says,"Ok, picture this. I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."

Thursday, July 14, 2005


>Coca-Cola was originally green.

>The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

>The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

>There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

>TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

>Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

>You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

>It is impossible to lick your elbow.

>People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a millisecond.

>It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

>The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

>If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze,you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

>Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

>111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

>If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air,the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

>What do bullet proof vests,fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? All invented by women.

>Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Answer - Honey

>A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

>A snail can sleep for three years.

>All polar bears are left handed.

>American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

>Butterflies taste with their feet.

>Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

>In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

>On average,people fear spiders more than they do death.

>Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

>Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

>The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

>The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

>The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

>Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

>Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

>The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

>Most lipstick contains fish scales.

>Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different

>And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow(hahahahhahaha!!)

Tuesday, July 12, 2005


At the back of my house. Sometimes i think, i live in Bombay or Jakarta. IMIGRANTS!!!

My Cat

Friday, July 8, 2005


"Menanti Sebuah Jawaban"

Aku tak bisa luluhkan hatimu
Dan aku tak bisa menyentuh cintamu
Seiring jejak kakiku bergeter
Aku tak terpakut oleh cintamu
Menelusup hariku dengan harapan
Namun kau masih terdiam membisu

Sepenuhnya aku ingin memelukmu
Mendekap penuh harapan 'tuk mencintaimu
Setulusnya aku akan terus menunggu
Menanti sebuah jawaban 'tuk memilikimu

Betapa piluhnya rindu menusuk jiwaku
Semoga kau tahu isi hatiku
Dan seiring waktu yang terus berputar
Aku masih terhanyut dalam mimpiku

Thursday, July 7, 2005


We should be proud because he is a MALAYSIAN!!

Tuesday, July 5, 2005


Hari ni awak nampak serabut
Semua orang perli dan kutuk
Tapi ada gak hati yang puji
jadik you can always count on me

Hari ni awak nampak cute
Semo orang puji
Tapi saya puji dalam hati
Padahal Nak gak puji sekuat hati

Hari ni awak senyum kat saye
Tapi saya buat2 tak nampak
Padahal nak elak dari pengsan…
Nak elak dari kawan2 saya perasan

Hari ni saya senyum kat awak
Tapi Awak jalan depan saya
Jadik Senyum pun tak guna
Kalau nk lambai lg apa guna

Hari ni awak datang kelas saya
Tapi Saya buat bodoh ajer
Padahal Bumi nie raser cam dah tak cukup graviti
Rasa cam nak hilang lari bawa diri

Hari ni awak tego saya
Tapi Saya buat2 pekak
Bukan jual mahal, saya tak layak
Sebab Nak elak daripada tak boley berenti borak

Hari ni saya tego awak
Tapi Saya tego awak dalam hati
Jadik Awak tak penah dengar all THE GOOD LUCK AND TAKE CARE hari2

Hari ni awak ejek saya lagi
Saya pura2 marah tapi dlm hati
Tak kisah awak ejek saya hari2
Kalau tu blh buat awak happy

Hari ni kita duduk semeje
Saya depan awak ,awak depan saya
Tapi Raser cam jauh giler
Padahal Tak sampai sedepa

Hari ni awak beratur belakang saya
Tapi saya tak tau nak cakap ape
Jadik Saya blah mcm tu ajer

Hari ni berubah situasi
Tapi Saya still kat sini
Padahal Dah kosong tak berisi
Pikiran kat sana, badan je kat sini

Hari ni saya tls sms kat awak lagi
tapi saya rasa malu nak send
jadi saya simpan dlm outbox sendiri
boleh saya baca hari2

Hari ni saya rasa rindu
Tapi saya taknak ngaku,
Padahal saya check handset tiap2 waktu,
Kot ada msg from u

Hari ni semuorang kutuk diri ni,
tapi skt pun saya tak amik peduli,
Tapi bila awak pun join sekaki,
Saya rasa sedih tak terperi,

Hari ni saya lalu depan rumah awak,
Tapi saya tak nampak pn kelibat awak,
saya pandang bumbung pun jadi,
kurang skt rindu di hati

hari ni awak puji kawan saya,
Semua baik takde yang cela,
Tapi kenapa bila saya,
Awak pandang takde mata

Hari ni saya risau pasal awak,
siang malam doakan keselamatan awak,
padahal saya sikitpun awak tak ingat,
Kenapa la saya nak buang keringat

hari ni saya pandang awak curi2,
sbb nak ckp berdua tak ckp berani,
dlm hati doa awak sedari,
apa yg terpendam dlm hati

hari ni awak cerita pasal budak tu lagi,
saya buat2 dgr tapi dlm hati
rasa cam nak lempang aje tuan punya diri
awak tak tau ke saya terasa hati!

hari tu saya benci sangat kat awak,
tapi hari ni saya suka sangat kat awak,
sbb saya tak boleh nak lupakan awak,
ingat kat awak awak awak awak

Hari ni saya nampak awak lagi
Tapi Awak tak macam dulu lagi
Jadik Saya terdiam sendiri
taktau nak buat apa lagi

Hari ni saya dah janji..nak pergi
ikutkan hati, memang nak pergi
Tapi Tak tau kenape tak boleh pegi

Hari ni saya menyesal ade ego yang tinggi
Tapi dah takde harapan kat sini
Jadik Nak tak nak terpakse sendiri

Hari ni hari terakhir nampak awak
Tapi awak tak toleh kat sini
awak focus kat handset sendiri

hari ni saya tgk gambar kiter senyum
tapi gambar tinggal gambar
nak buang sayang
nak simpan sedih

besok antare kita
ader “balai berlepas”
besok…tak da besok untuk saya
besok jugak…tak de besok untuk awak

semoge satu hari nanti
saya menginsafi diri
tak nak ada ego tinggi lagi
buat merana sorang diri
buat saya sakit hati

kalau nanti awak dh ada si dia di sisi
jgn awak tunjuk tuan punya diri
sbb confirm saya akan makan hati..
Adui..melepaslah lagi

sebelum saya pergi
hari ni..kat sini
saya janji semua ni untuk awak…
Sebab kenal awak anugerah terindah penah saye miliki….


Monday, July 4, 2005


* Gurun Sahara di utara Afrika mendapat namanya drpd 'Sahra' yg bermaksud
liar atau terbiar. Manakala penyanyi Siti Sarah pula mendapat nama drpd
bapaknya yg bernama Raisudin.

* Menghidu (bukan makan) pisang atau epal hijau boleh membantu mengurangkan
berat badan manakala menghidu gam dan menghisap dadah juga boleh
mengurangkan berat badan malah boleh juga membawa maut.

*Secara purata seseorang menghabiskan masa selama 2 tahun bergayut di
telefon sepanjang hayatnya manakala beruk dan monyet pula tidak perlu
bergayut semasa hendak menggunakan telefon.

*Dalam secawan kopi terdapat lebih drpd 1,000 jenis bahan kimia manakala di
dalam sungai klang terdapat bahan kimia dan juga sampah sarap.

*Di serata dunia, yo-yo adalah sejenis permainan tetapi di Filipina, ia
merupakan senjata merbahaya manakala kumpulan rap malaysia Too Phat pula
sinonim dgn yo..yo..ya auw..ya

*Ratu anai-anai boleh hidup selama 500 tahun dan menghasilkan 30,000 telur
setiap hari manakala Ratu Elizebeth pula boleh hidup menjangkau usia 100

*Tiram boleh mengubah jantinanya beberapa kali sepanjang hayatnya manakala
maknyah pula hanya boleh menukar jantinanya sekali shj.

*Tikus kasturi, mamalia paling kecil di dunia makan 4 kali lebih berat
badannya dlm masa 36 jam manakala limau yg paling kecil sekali didunia
adalah limau kasturi dan di tanam di Kg. Limau

Dunno what to do :(
Just add streaming section for you guys, hope you enjoy