Point to Ponder:

Orang perempuan akan membelek muka di cermin sekurang-kurangnya tiga kali sebelum ke tempat kerja, enam kali semasa kerja dan tiga kali pula selepas balik kerja dengan mengambil masa kira-kira setengah jam setiap kali. Ini bererti selama enam jam sehari orang perempuan buat kerja tak berfaedah-tengok muka sendiri!

Menjelang bulan puasa, rata-rata orang perempuan akan mengurangkan kekerapan bercakap dan menambah kekerapan membeli-belah!

Orang perempuan memang mudah kecil hati. Dalam sehari sekurang-kurangnya lima enam kali mereka berkecil hati. Jika ini berterusan selama beberapa tahun tak mustahil lama-lama orang perempuan akan kehabisan hati!

(taken from suhaimi)

SPEAKING KELANTANESE.....



I took this picture from my friend website (http://estiesai.madpage.com/), you can go to his site for translation in Malay

Saiful - Ku Juga Mencintaimu

Sukarnya untuk ku melupakan
Sinar matamu yang menawan
Terbayang-bayang tiap masa
Senyumanmu menggoda

Kehangatan terasa dijiwa
Tika kau lafaz kata cinta
Nafas terhenti seketika
Seakan sukar ku percaya..

ooh..ohh..oo..hoo..

Ku juga mencintai dirimu
Mengapa sukar ku luahkan
bukan sengaja ku menahan
bibir membeku lidah terkelu

ku juga mencintai dirimu
kau amat sempurna buat ku
bukan saja aku biarkan
kan ku ucap jua padamu

sukarnya untuk ku ucapkan
ku takut akan kehilanganmu
akan ku buat segalanya
untuk mu kekasihku

cuma satu yang belum terbuat
kalimah cinta kau nantikan
bila masa dan ketika
tidak dapat ku menjawabnya

ooh..ohh..oo..hoo..

Ku juga mencintai dirimu
Mengapa sukar ku luahkan
bukan sengaja ku menahan
bibir membeku lidah terkelu

ku juga mencintai dirimu
kau amat sempurna buat ku
bukan saja aku biarkan
kan ku ucap jua padamu

Semalaman...
ku menunggu panggilanmu
Pabila terdengar suaramu
ku terlupa segalanya

oo..oo hooo..

Ku juga mencintai dirimu
Mengapa sukar ku luahkan
bukan sengaja ku menahan
bibir membeku lidah terkelu

ku juga mencintai dirimu
kau amat sempurna buat ku
bukan saja aku biarkan
kan ku ucap jua padamu

kan ku ucap jua padamu....

OUR FILMS AND DRAMAS

Points to ponder....

1. Seorang lelaki berjalan menuju ke pondok telefon dan memasukkan
syiling. Kemudian dia mendail nombor yang hendah dihubungi. Setelah sahaja
menekan nombor, tidak sampai dua saat dia sudah berkata... Hello. Satu
adegan yang tidak logik sedangkan talian telefon memerlukan masa lebih
kurang lima saat untuk disambung. Belum dicampur lagi masa yang diperlukan
oleh si penjawab bangun, berjalan dan menjawab panggilan. Adegan tidak
logik ini memang wujud dalam drama tempatan melayu sejak dahulu hingga
kini.

2. Dalam drama bersiri Gerak Khas, sebelum babak perbualan di pejabat
polis, kamera fokus diluar ibu pejabat polis dimana terdapat dua anggota
polis wanita berjalan seiringan keluar dan masuk... Dua anggota polis
berkenaan muncul hampir setiap siri drama tersebut dengan gaya seperti
orang berkawat malas.

3. Kebanyakkan filem seram tempatan memaparkan banyak adegan menjerit.
Pengarah filem tersebut lupa bahawa sebenarnya penontonlah yang perlu
menjerit ketakutan, bukannya pelakon.

4. Jika anda orang utara, pastinya anda meluat dan menyampah bila melihat
pelakon-pelakon yang cuba berlakon dan bercakap loghat utara. Ini kerana
mereka fikir mereka boleh membawa watak orang utara. Pada hakikatnya
tidak.

5. Dalam drama melayu, jika ada babak perbualan antara seorang wanita cina
dengan ahli keluarganya, perbualan tersebut dalam bahasa melayu!!!
Bukannya bahasa cina. Tetapi dalam drama cina pula, babak perbualan antara
wanita melayu dengan ahli keluarganya adalah dalam bahasa melayu juga....

6. Ayat yang sering digunakan dalam drama bersiri Gerak Khas.... "Tuan ada
baca akhbar semalam?" .

7. Satu babak dalam drama bersiri slot Samarinda... Seorang lelaki bekerja
di pejabatnya... Tiba-tiba handphonenya berbunyi.. Handphone yang
digunakan adalah jenis Nokia yang mengunakan ringtone polifonik tetapi
bunyi yang kita dengar adalah bunyi handphone biasa (monofonik).

8. Babak ini yang kelakar... Seorang pelakon memberitahu rakannya bahawa
dia hendak menulis email kepada seseorang. Dia kemudiannya duduk di
hadapan komputer dan mula menaip. Kamera yang ketika itu fokus pada
monitor jelas menunjukkan pelakon berkenaan melulis email menggunakan
Microsoft Word!!!.

9. Dalam satu adegan dalam sebuah filem, satu babak tembak-menembak telah
berlaku diantara polis dengan penjahat. Pihak polis menggunakan sebuah
kereta Mitsubishi Lancer (evo berapa tak ingat) sebagai perisai dan
berlindung di balik kereta berkenaan. Polis secara berterusan dihujani
berpuluh-puluh peluru dari penjahat... Tetapi kereta tersebut hanya kena
satu das sahaja.

10. Semua filem seram karya penerbit tempatan akan berakhir dengan mimpi
semata-mata. Anda tak perlu lagi ke panggung wayang... (Jika ada filem
seram baru) kerana kesudahannya sudah anda ketahui, hanyalah mimpi. Ini
adalah garis panduan yang telah ditetapkan oleh Lembaga Penapisan
Filem....

THAI'S PONDAN

Shaved balls....good hygiene

AFDLIN SHAUKI

I'm planning to go to Afdlin Shauki's stand alone comedy, anyone want to join me?

JANJI JONI ( JONI'S PROMISE)

Watched this movie today with my gf. It's a story about Joni's promise to send film reel without late between these two "bioskop" (cinema). At lot of interesting happen during his journey and bla bla bla......

MY CUBICLE

Snapshot from my chepo phone, not so good quality :(
btw, haven't got my PC yet...hopefully will get in next 2 weeks

GRADUATION



I had been squeezed by two of my friends, Amalin and Aliff on their graduation day...

p/s: i dont like the taste of that choc muffin, after two or three bites i trew it away...its free thou :)

LYRIC: JAMAL ABDILAH - SEROJA

Mari menyusun seroja
Bunga seroja aa... aa...
Hiasan sanggul remaja
Puteri remaja

Rupa yang elok
Di manja jangan dimanja aa... aa...
Pujalah ia oh saja
Sekadar saja

(Ref)
Mengapa kau bermenung
Oh adik berhati bingung (2x)
Jangaanlah engkau
Percaya dengan asmara (2x)
Sekarang bukan
Bermenung zaman bermenung (2x)
Mari bersama
Oh adik memetik bunga (2x)

Mari menyusun seroja
Bunga seroja aa... aa...
Hiasan sanggul remaja
Puteri remaja

SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?

NOW LISTENING TO......


Suprisingly this album is great, it really worth it to buy!!

PHOTO SESSION

Rock Lee


Pimp my ride..

NEXT GENERATION KEYBOARD





more pictures can be found here :
http://www.artlebedev.com/portfolio/optimus/

PHOTO OF AYAH PIN AND HIS FAMILY

PLEASE DO WASTE SOME OF YOUR TIME.....

This is a secret msg give only 4 u,
try 2 solve what it means;

R+CAT+SHOE-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E?

the answer only 1 word. Think hard..

HEAVEN'S NEW POLICY

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day when you died. The policy would go into effect at noon the next day. The next day at 12:01, the first person came to the gates of Heaven. The Angel at the gate, remembering the new policy, promptly said to the man, "Before I let you in, I need you to tell me how your day was going when you died."
"No problem," the man said. "I came home to my 25th floor apartment on my lunch hour and caught my wife half naked. She appeared to be having an affair, but her lover was nowhere in sight. I immediately began searching for him. My wife was yelling at me as I searched the entire apartment. Just as I was about to give up, I happened to glance out onto the balcony and noticed that there was a man hanging off the edge by his fingertips! The nerve of that guy! Well, I ran out onto the balcony and stomped on his fingers until he fell to the ground. But wouldn't you know it, he landed in some trees and bushes that broke his fall and he didn't die. This pissed me off even more. In a rage, I went back inside to get the first thing I could get my hands on to throw at him. Oddly enough, the first thing I thought of was the refrigerator. I unplugged it, pushed it out onto the balcony, and tipped it over the side. It plummeted 25 stories and crushed him! The excitement of the moment was so great that I had a heart attack and died almost instantly."

The Angel sat back and thought a moment. Technically, the guy did have a bad day. It was a crime of passion. So,the Angel announced, "Ok, sir. Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven," and let him in.

A few seconds later the next guy came up. The Angel said, "Before I can let you in, I need to hear about what your day was like when you died."

"No problem," said the second man. "But you're not going to believe this. I was on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment doing my daily exercises. Having been under a lot of pressure I was really pushing hard to relieve my stress. I guess I got a little carried away, slipped, and accidentally fell over the side! Luckily, I was able to catch myself by the fingertips on the balcony below mine. But all of a sudden this crazy man comes running out of his apartment, started cussing, and stomps on my fingers. Well, of course I fell. I hit some trees and bushes at the bottom which broke my fall so I didn't die right away. As I'm laying there face up on the ground, unable to move, and in excruciating pain, I see this guy push his refrigerator, of all things, off the balcony. It falls the 25 floors and lands on top of me, killing me instantly."

The Angel is quietly laughing to himself as the man finishes his story. "I could get used to this new policy," he thinks to himself. "Very well," the Angel announces. "Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven," and he lets the man enter.

A few seconds later, a third man comes up to the gate. The angel says," Please tell me how you died." The third man says,"Ok, picture this. I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."

BELIEVE IT OR NOT!

>Coca-Cola was originally green.

>The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

>The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

>There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

>TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

>Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

>You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

>It is impossible to lick your elbow.

>People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a millisecond.

>It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

>The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

>If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze,you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

>Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

>111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

>If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air,the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

>What do bullet proof vests,fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? All invented by women.

>Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Answer - Honey

>A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

>A snail can sleep for three years.

>All polar bears are left handed.

>American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

>Butterflies taste with their feet.

>Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

>In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

>On average,people fear spiders more than they do death.

>Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

>Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

>The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

>The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

>The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

>Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

>Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

>The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

>Most lipstick contains fish scales.

>Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different

>And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow(hahahahhahaha!!)

SUNSET SCENERIES

At the back of my house. Sometimes i think, i live in Bombay or Jakarta. IMIGRANTS!!!



My Cat

LYRIC/LIRIK ( PADI - MENANTI SEBUAH JAWABAN)

"Menanti Sebuah Jawaban"

Aku tak bisa luluhkan hatimu
Dan aku tak bisa menyentuh cintamu
Seiring jejak kakiku bergeter
Aku tak terpakut oleh cintamu
Menelusup hariku dengan harapan
Namun kau masih terdiam membisu

Sepenuhnya aku ingin memelukmu
Mendekap penuh harapan 'tuk mencintaimu
Setulusnya aku akan terus menunggu
Menanti sebuah jawaban 'tuk memilikimu

Betapa piluhnya rindu menusuk jiwaku
Semoga kau tahu isi hatiku
Dan seiring waktu yang terus berputar
Aku masih terhanyut dalam mimpiku

WORLD CHIEF SCIENTIST

We should be proud because he is a MALAYSIAN!!

AWAK...

Awak
Hari ni awak nampak serabut
Semua orang perli dan kutuk
Tapi ada gak hati yang puji
jadik you can always count on me

Awak
Hari ni awak nampak cute
Semo orang puji
Tapi saya puji dalam hati
Padahal Nak gak puji sekuat hati

Awak
Hari ni awak senyum kat saye
Tapi saya buat2 tak nampak
Padahal nak elak dari pengsan…
Nak elak dari kawan2 saya perasan

Awak
Hari ni saya senyum kat awak
Tapi Awak jalan depan saya
Jadik Senyum pun tak guna
Kalau nk lambai lg apa guna

Awak
Hari ni awak datang kelas saya
Tapi Saya buat bodoh ajer
Padahal Bumi nie raser cam dah tak cukup graviti
Rasa cam nak hilang lari bawa diri

Awak
Hari ni awak tego saya
Tapi Saya buat2 pekak
Bukan jual mahal, saya tak layak
Sebab Nak elak daripada tak boley berenti borak

Awak
Hari ni saya tego awak
Tapi Saya tego awak dalam hati
Jadik Awak tak penah dengar all THE GOOD LUCK AND TAKE CARE hari2

Awak
Hari ni awak ejek saya lagi
Saya pura2 marah tapi dlm hati
Tak kisah awak ejek saya hari2
Kalau tu blh buat awak happy

Awak
Hari ni kita duduk semeje
Saya depan awak ,awak depan saya
Tapi Raser cam jauh giler
Padahal Tak sampai sedepa

Awak
Hari ni awak beratur belakang saya
Tapi saya tak tau nak cakap ape
Jadik Saya blah mcm tu ajer

Awak
Hari ni berubah situasi
Tapi Saya still kat sini
Padahal Dah kosong tak berisi
Pikiran kat sana, badan je kat sini

Awak
Hari ni saya tls sms kat awak lagi
tapi saya rasa malu nak send
jadi saya simpan dlm outbox sendiri
boleh saya baca hari2

Awak
Hari ni saya rasa rindu
Tapi saya taknak ngaku,
Padahal saya check handset tiap2 waktu,
Kot ada msg from u

Awak
Hari ni semuorang kutuk diri ni,
tapi skt pun saya tak amik peduli,
Tapi bila awak pun join sekaki,
Saya rasa sedih tak terperi,

Awak,
Hari ni saya lalu depan rumah awak,
Tapi saya tak nampak pn kelibat awak,
saya pandang bumbung pun jadi,
kurang skt rindu di hati

Awak,
hari ni awak puji kawan saya,
Semua baik takde yang cela,
Tapi kenapa bila saya,
Awak pandang takde mata

Awak,
Hari ni saya risau pasal awak,
siang malam doakan keselamatan awak,
padahal saya sikitpun awak tak ingat,
Kenapa la saya nak buang keringat

Awak,
hari ni saya pandang awak curi2,
sbb nak ckp berdua tak ckp berani,
dlm hati doa awak sedari,
apa yg terpendam dlm hati

Awak,
hari ni awak cerita pasal budak tu lagi,
saya buat2 dgr tapi dlm hati
rasa cam nak lempang aje tuan punya diri
awak tak tau ke saya terasa hati!

Awak,
hari tu saya benci sangat kat awak,
tapi hari ni saya suka sangat kat awak,
sbb saya tak boleh nak lupakan awak,
ingat kat awak awak awak awak

Awak
Hari ni saya nampak awak lagi
Tapi Awak tak macam dulu lagi
Jadik Saya terdiam sendiri
taktau nak buat apa lagi

Awak
Hari ni saya dah janji..nak pergi
ikutkan hati, memang nak pergi
Tapi Tak tau kenape tak boleh pegi

Awak
Hari ni saya menyesal ade ego yang tinggi
Tapi dah takde harapan kat sini
Jadik Nak tak nak terpakse sendiri

Awak
Hari ni hari terakhir nampak awak
Tapi awak tak toleh kat sini
awak focus kat handset sendiri

Awak
hari ni saya tgk gambar kiter senyum
tapi gambar tinggal gambar
nak buang sayang
nak simpan sedih

Awak
besok antare kita
ader “balai berlepas”
besok…tak da besok untuk saya
besok jugak…tak de besok untuk awak

Awak
semoge satu hari nanti
saya menginsafi diri
tak nak ada ego tinggi lagi
buat merana sorang diri
buat saya sakit hati

Awak
kalau nanti awak dh ada si dia di sisi
jgn awak tunjuk tuan punya diri
sbb confirm saya akan makan hati..
Adui..melepaslah lagi

Awak
sebelum saya pergi
hari ni..kat sini
saya janji semua ni untuk awak…
Sebab kenal awak anugerah terindah penah saye miliki….

TERIMA KASIH AWAK..........

FUN FACTS

* Gurun Sahara di utara Afrika mendapat namanya drpd 'Sahra' yg bermaksud
liar atau terbiar. Manakala penyanyi Siti Sarah pula mendapat nama drpd
bapaknya yg bernama Raisudin.

* Menghidu (bukan makan) pisang atau epal hijau boleh membantu mengurangkan
berat badan manakala menghidu gam dan menghisap dadah juga boleh
mengurangkan berat badan malah boleh juga membawa maut.

*Secara purata seseorang menghabiskan masa selama 2 tahun bergayut di
telefon sepanjang hayatnya manakala beruk dan monyet pula tidak perlu
bergayut semasa hendak menggunakan telefon.

*Dalam secawan kopi terdapat lebih drpd 1,000 jenis bahan kimia manakala di
dalam sungai klang terdapat bahan kimia dan juga sampah sarap.

*Di serata dunia, yo-yo adalah sejenis permainan tetapi di Filipina, ia
merupakan senjata merbahaya manakala kumpulan rap malaysia Too Phat pula
sinonim dgn yo..yo..ya auw..ya
auww!!!

*Ratu anai-anai boleh hidup selama 500 tahun dan menghasilkan 30,000 telur
setiap hari manakala Ratu Elizebeth pula boleh hidup menjangkau usia 100
tahun.

*Tiram boleh mengubah jantinanya beberapa kali sepanjang hayatnya manakala
maknyah pula hanya boleh menukar jantinanya sekali shj.

*Tikus kasturi, mamalia paling kecil di dunia makan 4 kali lebih berat
badannya dlm masa 36 jam manakala limau yg paling kecil sekali didunia
adalah limau kasturi dan di tanam di Kg. Limau

STREAMING

Dunno what to do :(
Just add streaming section for you guys, hope you enjoy

INDON ALA CARTE

FRIENDSTER PHOTO ANALYSIS

JOKES AGAIN...

"Seorang pelancong Australia nampak kebingungan ketika mencari sebuah restoran
makanan barat di Jalan Pasir. Tak lama kemudian seorang budak kecil melintas didepannya.. dan tanpa fikir panjang dia cuba bertanya pada budak kecil itu dengan bahasa melayu yang kucar kacir.

"Maaf dik.. tumpang tanya.. Apa betul ini jalan Pasir?" Budak kecil itu mengangguk sambil
menjawab... "ha'ah". Pelancong itu tidak faham perkataan 'ha'ah'. Namun kerana budak kecil itu mengangguk. Dia yakin bahawa jawabannya adalah betul.
Masih dalam kebingungan.. melintaslah pula seorang remaja di depannya. Lalu sekali lagi dia bertanya..

"Maaf dik.. tumpang tanya... Apa betul nama jalan ini adalah jalan Pasir?"
Budak remaja itu mengangguk sambil menjawab, "Benar" Nampaknya pelancong itu tidak juga memahami perkataan 'benar'. Namun kerana budak remaja itu mengangguk.. dia yakin yang jawabannya adalah betul.

Masih dalam kebingungan, melintaslah pula orang dewasa.. lalu pelancong itu segera bertanya"Maaf encik.. saya tumpang tanya... Apa betul nama jalan ini Jalan Pasir?"
Orang dewasa itu mengangguk sambil menjawab, "Betul."

Akhirnya pelancong itu merasa puas.. tapi masih kehairanan.. lalu Untuk menghapus rasa
keraguannya.. dia bertanya lagi..

"Saya keliru.. Tadi saya bertanya kepada budak kecil, tapi jawabannya 'ha'ah'.. lalu saya bertanya kepada seorang remaja muda dan jawabannya 'benar'. akhirnya saya bertanya
kepada encik dan encik menjawab 'betul', tapi semuanya mengangguk. Sebenarnya mana yang betul?"

"Oh, itu maksudnya sama aja.. Kalau yang menjawab 'ha'ah' bererti latar belakang
pendidikannya sekolah rendah aje... Kalau yang menjawab 'benar', orang itu latar belakang pendidikannya pasti sekolah menengah.. dan kalau yang menjawab 'betul' itu pastinya orang itu ada sarjana," jawab orang dewasa itu...

"Jadi.. Anda tadi menjawab 'betul', bererti snda seorang sarjana ya?" tanya Pelancong lagi..

Orang dewasa ini terus mengangguk sambil menjawab, "ha'ah"

MORE JOKES....

JOKE 1

Seorang anak bertanya pada ayahnya.

Anak : Ayah..kenapa nama kita selalu dikaitkan dengan
sesuatu kejadian yang berlaku?

Ayah: Iya..seperti kakakmu si Mawar Merah, ibumu
sebelum melahirkan kakakmu meminta bunga mawar yang
berwarna merah. Abangmu juga si Kambing Putih..Ibumu
minta daging kambing yang berbulu
putih. Mengertikah kamu Kondom Bocor?


JOKE 2

ada sorang bekas samseng tu dia dan wifenya jual cucur udang setelah dia insaf dan tidak mengaktifkan dirinya dalam bidang kesamsingan lagi... setelah beberapa tahun berniaga maka terkenallah cucurnya seantero negerinya...
dan pada satu ari dgn tiba2 datangla sekumpulan manusia yg jugak samseng sepertinya satu ketika dulu hendak merasa sendiri kelazatan cucurnya seperti yg diperkatakan ramai makhluk...
maka sekumpulan samseng tu pun memborong habis kesemua cucurnya... dengan lahapnya ketua samseng tu merasmikan dulu merasai cucur tersebut...dan dengan tak semene2 ketua samseng tu pon kata...

" dah banyak ketul aku makan cucur ni... tapi satu ekor udang pon aku tak nampak"

dan penjual cucur udang rasa bengang tahap maksima apabila disindir begitu... dia pun selinsingkan lengan baju dan berkata dengan selambanya...

"ooooo... cucur udang aku takde udang korang bising... tu... orang yg jual cucur badak tapi takde badak...korang tak bising pulak"

TALE OF 2 SONS......

Once, there was a family known as Malaysia. In 1985, they were blessed with their first born, Proton. The family loved Proton all they could. They gave Proton everything. They protected Proton from the bigger boys in Kindergarden. They told Proton, "You're young, you need protection from them. It's okay to make mistakes, you're young. Even if you don't learn from your mistakes...it's okay...you are young."

Proton became spoilt. He always depended on his parents and used up all his allowance on useless things. When he had to do his chores, he paid people to do it and the work was lousy, causing the parents having to call repairmen to fix all the mess that he made.

When Proton was 10 (but still acting like a 2 year old), he had a younger brother, Perodua. At first, everyone thought this younger brother would be like Proton. But this new baby was better. Being the second born he tried harder at everything. And he started to shine. Malaysia knew there was a possibilty Perodua could be smarter than Proton. But since they loved Proton so much, they decided that instead of spurring Proton on they would limit Perodua so that Perodua wouldn't outshine Proton.

Although Perodua was also protected by Malaysia, he learned to be independent very fast. He made good friends with the outside world (unlike Proton, who being a spoiled brat never learned to play with others) One of Peroduas' friends was Daihatsu, who had an elder brother Toyota. The two of them helped Perodua in everything. Perodua, being independent and smart, learnt a lot and in a short while, was becoming as good as, if not better, than Proton.


Malaysia realized that Perodua was becoming better than his brother. Although proud of Perodua, they still loved Proton best. They paid Lotus (who was older and well known worldwide) to be friends with Proton. Proton leveraged this by mentioning Lotus everytime he wanted to tell people about himself............

Proton refused to adopt and learn new technologies. When doing his work, he still wrote things down laboriously and refused to use a computer. Perodua, so much
younger, used computers, with broadband for his work. Perodua was improving so much that Toyota assigned him with work, such as the Avanza 2005.

When Proton was 20 (and Perodua only 10) it became obvious that Perodua was the more successful of the two siblings. What was worse was that Proton said he still needed his parents to help him for another 10 years. He still needed protection from the big boys. In May 2005, Perodua showed Malaysia his best work so far...the Myvi. Proton, jealous, quickly came up with an unprofessional remark about Peroduas' work and showed his work at the same time as Perodua on purpose.

The future of Malaysia and her two kids are still unknown. But it is obvious that Perodua will shine, leaving Proton crying. It would be no wonder if in 2015, Proton will ask Malaysia for another 10 years of help and protection...maybe this time... protection from Perodua as well........

CHEAPER FARE TO KLIA

Do you know that you can travel from KL Sentral to KLIA for as low as
RM12.50 instead of the normal fare of RM35.00?

Can't blame you for not believing that this is possible.
A closer examination on the ERL fare structure using the link below will
reveal the following weakness

> Sentral(1) --> Bdr. Tasik Selatan(2) RM 4.20
> Sentral(1) --> Putrajaya(3) RM 9.50
> Sentral(1) --> Salak Tinggi(! 4) RM 12.50
> Sentral(1) --> KLIA(5) RM 35.00

But,
Bdr. Tasik Selatan --> Putrajaya RM5.30
Putrajaya - -> KLIA RM6.20
So to save money on fares

1. Either take the ERL to Putrajaya for RM9.50. Get down and buy another
ticket from Putrajaya to KLIA for RM6.20. Total cost works out to RM15.70
instead of RM35.00
The inconvenience is having to wait for the next train for about 15
mins(peak) or 20 mins(non-peak). But the substantial saving of RM19.30 per
person may be worthwhile.

Or

2. Take the Komuter to Bdr. Tasik Selatan for only RM1.00. From here take
the ERL to Putrajaya for RM5.30. Get down and buy another ERL ticket to KLIA
for RM6.20. The total costs add up to only RM12.50 instead of RM35.00. This
option is cheaper by RM3.20 but the additional hassle may not be worth the
additional saving.

ERL is banking on the fact that despite this apparent weakness in the fare
structure, nob! ody will take advantage of it mainly because everybody is in
such a hurry nowadays!

But then who knows, with escalating prices, more people may take advantage
of this in future.

BYE BYE SCHOOL....

FOOD - SUSHI OUKURA

Japanese Rice



Main Dish



Tempura Dipper



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Ada Uhmmmm...

MY MESSY ROOM....

Lotsa Pennants



Study Desk




Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on My Ceiling



My Laptop



My Desktop

SUSHI, DOMO...DOMO..

EXAMPLE LETTER TO APPLY A JOB...

Mohd Kamal Bin Abdul Ghafar
25 Jalan 3/4
Taman Bukit Indah
68000 Ampang
Selangor.
(Rumah pakcik saya)

Malaysia Airlines System
12 mei 2004

Tuan,
Memohon Pekerjaan di Malaysia Airlines System.

Sehubungan dengan perkara diatas, saya Mohd Kamal Bin Abdul Ghafar no k/p 831021-10-5889 mahu memohon untuk bekerja disyarikat tuan dalam bidang teknikal. Ini kerana saya sangat berminat & bersungguh2 sampai tak boleh tido malam mengingatkan pekerjaan dalam dalam bidang ini. Walaupun begitu saye mengaku sebab saye mintak kerja disini kerana saya juga adalah seorang petani anggur. Disebabkan begitu pihak tuan kenalah ambil saya bekerja disini. Pihak tuan perlu tahu juga bahawasanya bapa saya iaitu ABD GHAFAR adalah seorang pengurus KWSP.

Jika pihak tuan tidak mengambil saya bekerja saya serta merta akan menyuruh bapa saya membekukan pengeluaran KWSP pihak tuan masa tua nanti. Jika pihak tuan tak nak susah baiklah ambil saya bekerja disini. Itu saja keotaian saya.

2. Untuk pengetahuan pihak tuan, disini saya akan tampilkan kelayakan akademik dan pengalaman kerja saya sebelum ini kepada tuan.

3.Akademik. Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia Vokasional 1999-2000
Matapelajaran :(gred)
Bahasa Malaysia 6D
Bahasa Inggeris 6D
Sains. 7E
Matematik 6D
Pendidikan Islam 5C
Sejarah 7E
Lukisan geometri 7E
Teknologi air-condition 6D
Kerja bengkel 3B

Sijil Kemahiran Malaysia 2001-2002 (MLVK). Sijil Kejuruteraan Automotive (Tahap 1&2) dari Institut Latihan Perindustrian Kementerian Sumber Manusia Malaysia.

4. Pengalaman kerja. Pembantu mekanik kereta di Yusuf Workshop, Ipoh, Perak.
Pembantu mekanik kereta di Dunlop Servitekar di Leboh Ampang, Kuala Lumpur (kedai gemok)
p/s (alignment kat situ tipu).
Staff pejabat di Gesundheit Worldwide di Semabok, Melaka.(pusat serenti)

5. Hanya ini sahaja dapat saya tampilkan kepada pihak tuan. Diharap dengan kelayakan yang saya ada, permohonan saya untuk bekerja disyarikat tuan dapat dipertimbangkan oleh tuan. Dan saya berasa gembira & seronok & akan belanja satu MAS makan sekiranya diterima bekerja di syarikat tuan dan saya berjanji akan bekerja dengan bersungguh-sungguh disamping bangun awal dan datang kerja awal. Saya tak tipu nie. Walaupun saya pernah ponteng skolah dan ditangkap beberapa kali saya akan insaf juga jika saya dapat kerja ini. Saya tidak akan hisap ganja lagi jikalau saya dapat kerja disini. Sekiranya saya didapati bersalah dalam apa2 juga kesalahan pihak tuan tidak boleh ambil tindakan yg kuat disamping menjentik jari saya sahaja. Untuk makluman tuan saya sangat kurus jikalau dirotan sekali tulang2 saya akan bersepai dan pihak tuan akan mendapat susah yang amat sangat. Saya juga berjanji tidak akan mencuri skru2 nat2 yg lawa2.jika saya nak mencuri saya akan ambil sahaja dan masuk dalam poket seluar itu tidak dikira mencuri. Saya pun dah penat menulis segala nya bermula & berakhir dgn baik. Jika pihak tuan tidak mengambil saya bekerja hidup pihak tuan akan berakhir dengan bacaan yasin. Sekian terima kasih.

Sekian, terima kasih

Yang benar,

(Mohd Kamal Bin Abdul Ghafar)
25 Jalan ¾
Taman Bukit Indah
68000 Ampang
Selangor

FUN...FUN...FUNNY

FALLING FROM BICYCLE....

'Engineers are the Best Boyfriends'

Today's lesson - Girls must be convinced, so learn
to promote yourself - convince them that 'Engineers
are the Best Boyfriends' Let me tell you why girls
should eventually marry an engineer over a Law,
Management, Arts or Medical School Graduate. He
has three distinct advantages over the rest of the
graduates.

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle
An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a
secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer
probably has a respectable, stable job that gives
him a high income to own a car, invest, have a
comfortable life, and get married and buy a house
too. Law graduates are still working as a lowly
apprentice in law firm, most management
graduates have just failed on their first business
plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and
the medical school graduate is still living in a
hospital. --

Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness
An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an
unimaginable amount of his time and effort to
understand you. Engineers strain really really hard
to understand their work. You can believe that they
will try really really hard to understand women too,
just like how they understand their work, once
they believe that you are the one. So even if they
don't understand you initially, they will keep on
trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will
figure out the correct method to keep you happy
(e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of
happiness.) And once they find out the secret
formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that
the desired results appear. Unlike the Lawyer who
will argue with you, the Management graduate who
will try to control your spending, the Arts graduate
who will 'change major', and the medical school
graduate who will operate on you. And you know
what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe
that you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their
projects and they will be hooked to you forever.-

Advantage 3:
An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.
Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of
the others - the lawyers will lie about everything,
management graduates will cheat your money, the
arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look
like another cadaver to the medical school
graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is either too
busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is
too dumb to lie to you about that. Hence, an
engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will
ever find -rich enough, will keep on trying to
understand and please you, has no time for affairs,
and too dumb to lie to you. So girls, why
procrastinate?

Get an engineer for your boyfriend!

i wont update for a while.

thank you

FOODS @ ISLE OF SINGAPORE,DENVER

Veggie Egg Roll



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