'Engineers are the Best Boyfriends'

Today's lesson - Girls must be convinced, so learn
to promote yourself - convince them that 'Engineers
are the Best Boyfriends' Let me tell you why girls
should eventually marry an engineer over a Law,
Management, Arts or Medical School Graduate. He
has three distinct advantages over the rest of the
graduates.

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle
An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a
secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer
probably has a respectable, stable job that gives
him a high income to own a car, invest, have a
comfortable life, and get married and buy a house
too. Law graduates are still working as a lowly
apprentice in law firm, most management
graduates have just failed on their first business
plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and
the medical school graduate is still living in a
hospital. --

Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness
An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an
unimaginable amount of his time and effort to
understand you. Engineers strain really really hard
to understand their work. You can believe that they
will try really really hard to understand women too,
just like how they understand their work, once
they believe that you are the one. So even if they
don't understand you initially, they will keep on
trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will
figure out the correct method to keep you happy
(e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of
happiness.) And once they find out the secret
formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that
the desired results appear. Unlike the Lawyer who
will argue with you, the Management graduate who
will try to control your spending, the Arts graduate
who will 'change major', and the medical school
graduate who will operate on you. And you know
what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe
that you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their
projects and they will be hooked to you forever.-

Advantage 3:
An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.
Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of
the others - the lawyers will lie about everything,
management graduates will cheat your money, the
arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look
like another cadaver to the medical school
graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is either too
busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is
too dumb to lie to you about that. Hence, an
engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will
ever find -rich enough, will keep on trying to
understand and please you, has no time for affairs,
and too dumb to lie to you. So girls, why
procrastinate?

Get an engineer for your boyfriend!