Candid from Mines, Badminton tournament that held on March 29, 2004. Four of Malaysia students enroll in the game. Unfortunely, the winner goes to Thai player,however the first,second and third runner up goes to Malaysia students. Good job guys!!


Lan - 1st Runner up


Malaysia Die Hard Supporters


Shahir been comforted by Ude after losing his first match. "cuba lagi" next year Shahir!!


LAN "cry boy" ....lol

Pada zaman dahulu, ada seorang puteri yang cantik rupawan. Namanya Puteri Sheila on 7Eleven. Sejak lahir lagi puteri ini telah terkena sumpahan. Apa je menda yang dipegang oleh puteri akan cair. Oleh sebab tu, semua lelaki
tak mahu dekat dengan puteri sebab takut, kalau puteri tu terpegang mereka maka meraka akan cair jugak. Maka musykil la Ayahanda nye kerana alamat tak kawin la puterinya itu. Maka, dengan nasihat memanda perdana menteri,
Maharaja pun membawa puteri berjumpa dengan seorang bomoh untuk berubat. Mengikut kata bomoh tersebut, puteri akan terlepas dari sumpahan jika puteri dapat memegang sesuatu yang tak kan cair. Tapi bomoh itu sendiri pun
tak tau apakah benda tersebut. Atas cadangan memanda perdana menteri, Maharaja telah mengistiharkan bahawa barang siapa lelaki yang dapat membawa sesuatu, yang apabila puterinya pegang tak cair, lelaki itulah yang akan
kawin dengan puterinya itu. Maka pada hari itu, berduyun-duyun lah lelaki datang membawa benda
masing-masing dengan harapan dapat menjadi menantu raja. Kemudian, pertandingan pun berlangsung..... Muncul lah lelaki yang pertama,
Maharaja: Ha, apa benda yang kau bawa tu?
Lelaki#1 : Hamba membawa batang logam Titanium. Logam inilah yang paling keras dalam dunia. Pada zaman akan datang, logam ini menjadi batang golf, bateri dan kapal terbang.
Maharaja : Ok, biar puteri Beta pegang benda itu.
Lelaki#1 : Silakan....
Maka puteri itu pun pegang la logam Titanium itu.Ahhhhhh Cair nampaknye logam itu. Kecewa lah lelaki itu, Maharaja dan tuan puteri...
Muncullah lelaki ke-2.....
Maharaja: Ha kamu! Apa yang kamu bawa tu?
Lelaki#2: Hamba membawa batu berlian. Menda ini lah yang paling keras dalam dunia. Pada masa akan datang,menda ini bukan saja menjadi perhiasan malah digunakan untuk memotong besi dan digunakan untuk menggali minyak di dasar lautan.
Maharaja: Kalau begitu, biar puteri Beta mencubanya.
Lelaki#2: Silakan.....
Maka puteri itu pun memegang le berlian tersebut.Ahhhhhhhh Cair jugak berlian itu nampaknya. Kecewa la lelaki itu, maharaja dan puteri.
Seterusnya, lelaki-lelaki lain pun mencuba juga tapi malangnya semua benda yang dipegang oleh puteri tetap cair hendaknya...
Kemudian muncul lah lelaki yang terakhir. Eh!!Dia datang berlenggang je tanpa membawa apa-apa pun!
Maharaja: Hey Kamu! Apa yang kamu bawa? Kenapa datang berlenggang je?
Lelaki: Patik ada membawa benda tuanku. Tapi benda hamba tu ada dalam poket hamba ini.
Maharaja: Kalau begitu, keluarkanlah benda kamu tu.Biar puteri Beta cuba memegangnya.
Lelaki: Tak boleh tuanku. Kalau puteri nak memegangnya,seluklah dalam poket hamba ini...
Maharaja: Hmmmm.... Kalau begitu, baiklah!
Maka terpaksalah puteri itu menyeluk dalam poket lelaki itu. Puteri teragak-agak sebab puteri tak tau apa yang ada dalam poket lelaki itu. Kemudian puteri terpegang sesuatu... Mukanya merah menahan malu. Lelaki itu
hanya tersenyum saja. Tiba-tiba puteri menarik tangannya kembali. Puteri berlalu dari situ kerana malu. Maharaja hairan... Maharaja tanya puterinya
Maharaja: Anakanda dapat pegang sesuatu?
Puteri: Dapat....
Maharaja: Benda tu cair?
Puteri: Tak....
Maharaja: Baiklah, dengan ini Beta istiharkan lelaki ini menjadi menantu Beta!
Lelaki: Hehehehehehehehehehehe.......
Tapi..... Apakah yang puteri itu pegang? Kenapa lelaki itu ketawa? Dan kenapa benda tu tak cair? Apakah yang korang rasa puteri itu telah Pegang? Apa yang korang terlintas dalam kepala korang
haaaaa?Hehehehehehehehehe.....

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BENDA ITU IALAH------ COKLAT M&M

CAIR DIMULUT, TIDAK DITANGAN! KORANG INGAT APA? OTAK TU BIAR BETUL SIKIT

AAAAA...TAK SESUAIII TAU KORANG HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEH

Lonestar - Amazed

Every time our eyes meet
This feeling inside me
Is almost more than I can take
Baby when you touch me
I can feel how much you love me
And it just blows me away
I've never been this close to anyone or anything
I can hear your thoughts
I can see your dreams

I don't know how you do what you do
I'm so in love with you
It just keeps getting better
I wanna spend the rest of my life
With you by my side
Forever and ever
Every little thing that you do
Baby I'm amazed by you

The smell of your skin
The taste of your kiss
The way you whisper in the dark
Your hair all around me
Baby you surround me
You touch every place in my heart
Oh it feels like the first time every time
I wanna spend the whole night in your eyes

I don't know how you do what you do
I'm so in love with you
It just keeps getting better
I wanna spend the rest of my life
With you by my side
Forever and ever
Every little thing that you do
Baby I'm amazed by you

Every little thing that you do
I'm so in love with you
It just keeps getting better
I wanna spend the rest of my life
With you by my side
Forever and ever
Every little thing that you do
Oh, every little thing that you do
Baby I'm amazed by you

Atas saranan doktor, Mamat dihantar untuk berubat di USA kerana penyakitnya yang agak kritikal. Sesampainya di Hospital New York, Mamat dibawa ke bilik bedah dan dipasangkan tiub getah kiri dan kanan.

Beberapa jam kemudian, seorang pesakit dari UK yang kelihatannya lebih parah dibawa masuk dan diletak bersebelahan katil si Mamat. Si Mat Saleh ini walaupun kelihatannya lemah, dia masih mencuba untuk berkomunikasi dengan Mamat. Dia mengangkat tangannya dengan susah payah dan berkata: "United Kingdom..."

Mamat yang juga sedang lemah, menjawab: "Malaysian..."

Setelah itu dua-duanya pengsan karena keletihan. Beberapa jam kemudian mereka kembali sedar dan cuba berkomunikasi lagi.

Si Mat Saleh berkata dengan lemah: "James...". Dijawab dengan susah payah oleh Mamat: "Mamat...".

Habis itu mereka pengsan lagi. Beberapa jam kemudian setelah sedar, mereka berdua masih mencuba melanjutkan percakapannya. "Birmingham..." kata si Mat Saleh.

Dijawab Mamat: "Kuala Kangsar...". Pengsan lagi.


Tak lama kemudian mereka sedar dan masih mencuba untuk berbual. Si Mat Saleh yang sudah hampir kehabisan nafas berkata: "Cancer..."


Dan dengan sisa-sisa nafas yang ada Mamat menyahut: "Capricorn...!"

(taken from gelihati@blogspot)

here is one of the best advice i got on "How to piss off credit card companies" (taken from maddox.com)

Here's a little secret that might piss off credit card companies and potentially get them to stop harassing you with upwards of 20 credit card applications per week. Some people have known this for years, and since a fair amount of people will read this I feel that it's my duty and obligation to share this secret with you, because based on the email I've received, I don't always get the sharpest tools in the shed reading my site (as opposed to the regular tools who read this site). For the slow: I'm saying that you're stupid and wouldn't come up with this idea on your own; pay attention.

There are two types of junk mail that everyone gets: coupons for stupid bullshit that you don't want, and credit card applications for credit to buy stupid bullshit that you don't need. Here's how to take care of all your junk mail in one fell swoop: use the postage-paid envelope that credit card companies send you with their applications to send them the OTHER junk mail you receive. It's just that simple. Imagine the frustration of credit card companies when they have to spend millions of dollars every year on first-class postage just to open up an envelope and find Pizza Hut coupons inside. The envelopes are intended to be used for "BUSINESS REPLY MAIL," and so use them for their intended purpose. You're sending them valuable money-saving coupons which could mean big savings to credit card companies, and it makes good business sense to use them. Consider it a reply to their business proposition with a business proposition of your own: 35 cents off a large, one-topping pizza. In fact, they should be thanking you for giving them these money-saving opportunities. Or how about sending them credit card applications from other credit card companies? Be creative

Pesanan nenek moyang....

Kalau kamu marah, keluarkanlah amarahmu sepuas-puasnya
agar tidak menyakitkan mindamu....

Kalau kamu sedih, keluarkanlah air matamu jika itu dapat
melegakan kesedihanmu....

Kalau kamu benci, keluarkanlah kebencianmu agar tiada
lagi rasa kebencian itu....

Kalau kamu gembira, keluarkanlah kegembiraanmu dan ketawalah
sepuas-puas hatimu....

TAPI INGAT........................!!!!!!!!!!

Kalau kamu malu....JANGAN SEKALI-KALI MENGELUARKAN KEMALUANMU...!!
KELAK BINASA DIRI!!!

stupid jokes i received;

1. A SAD STORY : A little boy was so jealous of his new born brother that he put poison on the nipple of his mom while she was asleep. Now comes the sad part - the next day their driver died.

2. Farmer ordered a Milking Machine. Tried it on on his penis & had a wonderful orgasm, but could not remove it. So he read the manual & faints. It said," AUTO RELEASE AFTER 2 GALLONS"

3. Why do women love gold more than man? Because Gold has 24 Carrots while man has only one Carrot.

4. Prostitute to man:"Hi, man, want to have sex? Man to prostitute "Ok.Only if you do it like my wife does." Prostitute:"I can do it in any way. So how does she do it? Man:"She does it for free."

5. A 20 year old boy gets married to a 65 year old lady. The next day after marriage, the boy dies. Reason: He drank expired milk.

6. Teacher asks: Why do buffaloes seem depressed when milked? Little Harry: Mam, if someone rubs your boobs for two hours & doesnt fuck you, how would you feel????

7. Wife to Doc: An ant entered my vagina. Please help and take it out Doctor removes her panty and starts making love to her. Wife(angrily):What are you doing? Doc: This is the only way. I will drown the bastard.

here's one funny quote i got from the net...it's all about girls,

* Dia beli kasut baru hampir setiap bulan dia
cakap sebab dia nak sentiasa up to date, tapi kalau saya
beli kasut baru pasal kasut lama saya dah koyak
dia cakap saya nak mengorat awek lain.

* Kalau dia puji Tom Cruise tu hendsome dia cakap
sebab dia memang peminat setia, tapi kalau saya
puji Siti Nurhaliza tu cantik dia cakap saya suka
membanding-bandingkan dia dengan perempuan lain.

* Kalau dia tak telefon saya seminggu dia cakap
itu tak bermakna dia tak rindu saya, tapi kalau saya
tak telefon dia selang dua hari dia cakap saya dah
curang dan dah lupakan dia.

* Kalau dia senyum kat lelaki lain dia cakap dia
memang seorang yang murah dengan senyuman, tapi
kalau saya senyum dekat perempuan lain dia cakap saya
nak mengorat ler tu.

* Kalau dia lewat dia cakap sebab jalan jem, tapi
kalau saya lewat dia cakap mesti saya nak beri
alasan jalan jem.

* Dia selalu cakap dalam sesuatu hubungan mesti
ada "give and take" tapi kalau sesekali saya suruh dia
bayar lunch,dinner atau tiket wayang mesti dia
cakap saya ni tak gentleman, last-last saya jugak yang
kena bayar.

* Kalau dia diam memanjang, dia cakap dia tak ada
mood dan tak tahu apa nak cakap, tapi kalau saya diam
memanjang dia cakap mesti saya tengah teringatkan
perempuan lain.

Through the fire
To the limit, to the wall
For a chance to be with you
I’d gladly risk it all
Through the fire
Through whatever, come what may
For a chance at loving you
I’d take it all the way
Right down to the wire
Even through the fire

[Chaka Khan]

ERIC CLAPTON - LAYLA