stupid jokes i received;

1. A SAD STORY : A little boy was so jealous of his new born brother that he put poison on the nipple of his mom while she was asleep. Now comes the sad part - the next day their driver died.

2. Farmer ordered a Milking Machine. Tried it on on his penis & had a wonderful orgasm, but could not remove it. So he read the manual & faints. It said," AUTO RELEASE AFTER 2 GALLONS"

3. Why do women love gold more than man? Because Gold has 24 Carrots while man has only one Carrot.

4. Prostitute to man:"Hi, man, want to have sex? Man to prostitute "Ok.Only if you do it like my wife does." Prostitute:"I can do it in any way. So how does she do it? Man:"She does it for free."

5. A 20 year old boy gets married to a 65 year old lady. The next day after marriage, the boy dies. Reason: He drank expired milk.

6. Teacher asks: Why do buffaloes seem depressed when milked? Little Harry: Mam, if someone rubs your boobs for two hours & doesnt fuck you, how would you feel????

7. Wife to Doc: An ant entered my vagina. Please help and take it out Doctor removes her panty and starts making love to her. Wife(angrily):What are you doing? Doc: This is the only way. I will drown the bastard.